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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:20 AM // 01:20   #81
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because you're out of wit

if you're a "she-he-it" does that mean you're "sheeit"?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:29 AM // 01:29   #82
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well, i'm not a he-she-it.

and if someone is, then that person is a she-male-thing.

why does northern california have so many bridges?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:41 AM // 01:41   #83
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Because there are a lot of rivers.

Why is it that even after hearing or reading thousands of jokes, you can only remember one or two of them?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:42 AM // 01:42   #84
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because if there were no bridges we'd have to pay toll for driving underwater.

why do cats have fur?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:46 AM // 01:46   #85
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So they dont have to sweat 0_0


Why dont people use Mac's? (besides the fact that they hardly use any games)
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:54 AM // 01:54   #86
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cause macs suck

Who Owns Microsoft?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:57 AM // 01:57   #87
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Donald Trump.

If people have cellphones to make themselves accessable, why do they always keep them off?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:00 AM // 02:00   #88
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cus their in school

Mentally retard am I?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:08 AM // 02:08   #89
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No. Maybe you just have a low IQ

How many fingers am I holding up?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:08 AM // 02:08   #90
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42!



why...is the world a circle on paper but a spere in space?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:09 AM // 02:09   #91
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because books were written when they thought the world was flat.

why are dogs man's best friend?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:23 AM // 02:23   #92
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because they dint reply when you ask a question...

why can you look left and right, but not both at the same time?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:26 AM // 02:26   #93
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Because humans dont *look* like fish... get it? ^_^


Why are people so easily influenced by stupid movies?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:27 AM // 02:27   #94
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because some people are just stupid.

If you were a hot dog and completely starving, would you eat yourself?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:27 AM // 02:27   #95
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Probably.

But would you eat me?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:28 AM // 02:28   #96
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im not sure, i like hamburgers more.

If the rabbit had a carrot and the chicken had an egg, would the pig be hungry?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:29 AM // 02:29   #97
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because my neck would hurt if i could.

If you were a hot dog and completely starving, would you eat yourself?
lol, thats from that harry carry skit on snl, but yes i would.

Would you sing karaoke in a public place?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:29 AM // 02:29   #98
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most likly

why are most people in the world today so stupid?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:31 AM // 02:31   #99
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Quote:
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most likly

why are most people in the world today so stupid?
Because of people like Michael Moore

Why are people in the world today so mean?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:31 AM // 02:31   #100
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because they dont know how to be nice

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
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